i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
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im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
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I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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