Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
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admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
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I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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