why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
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On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
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preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
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