win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
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I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
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Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Success! We fucked roommates!
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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