Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
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Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
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when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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