i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Is it because I queefed?
I am midnight drunk by noon
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Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
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I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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