love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
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Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
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This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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