my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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