i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
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You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
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This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
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Have fun and good luck.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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