Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
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Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
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This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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