Tell her she can't have a vagina
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
It's just like the Real World with babies
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In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
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I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
True college students do jello shots in the library
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