some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
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My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
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Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
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