It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
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if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
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It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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