And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
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BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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