So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
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At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
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max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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