college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
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He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
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They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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