This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
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You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
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its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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