Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I'm jealous of your bromance
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
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frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
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I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
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