I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
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Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
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You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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