I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
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I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
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The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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