Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
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I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
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I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
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