oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
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we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
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three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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