I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
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you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
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Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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