I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
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omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
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Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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