At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
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dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
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I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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