That's intense
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
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When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
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Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
A bitchslap is in order.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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