I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
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He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
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At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
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