True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
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yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
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Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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