cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
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He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
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Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Randomize