What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
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I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
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Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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