exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
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Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
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there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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