We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
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If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
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Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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