do herpes really smell.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
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if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
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There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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