Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
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he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
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legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
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