In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
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I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
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No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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