Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
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He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
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DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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