i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
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craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
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how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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