u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
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No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
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Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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