Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
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I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
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I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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