I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
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she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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