he was CRYING into my vagina
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
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I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
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Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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