why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
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just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
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Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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