:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
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all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
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All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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