problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
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At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
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National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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