Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
just tell him i said nine months
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
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I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
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Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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