Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
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Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
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We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
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