so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
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all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
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He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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