i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
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I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
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She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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