don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
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Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
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I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
We're not piercing ourselves today.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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