Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
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He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
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I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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